I'm the Skat! Man!
Heeeeeey hows everyone doooin'? Good, good. 'Net's fixed, thanks John. Well it seems that I get more response from short, quick snap posts so I'll keep this one brief. Speaking of which, anyone got any ideas how to make this website super interesting? Contests? Photos? Celebrity gossip? I'm ready to revamp the whole freaking site. Soooohoo, just got back from a party. Two actually, both kind of alright, nothing spectacular, both had music that skipped. Ash got some face time, my roommate was less fortunate and didn't make it home tonight. But to each her own, right? I love my boyfriend and that's that, there is no substitute. Actually B, we need to talk. You see, Confucius say that I am a happy man, and well, logically that would make you gay. And I just don't know if I could handle that, dating a gay man. I mean, little did I know I was a man to begin with, but now I have a gay boyfriend? This is just too much news for me to bear, I need to take a breather. Anyhoo... so here's the deal with my neck. I am staying on the muscle relaxers for two or three more weeks because my neurologist (who is kind of intimidating- when he said I was getting better he lamented that he would be out of a job and then yelled at me for ruining his career, and then something about sleeping with rich people's wives...) says that the pills are kickin' in and they might be the cure. No botox, but gotta keep on the pills. Also, the physical therapist told me that I have to look STRAIGHT-AT-ALL-TIMES. So if I go see a movie with you in a movie theater, we need to be RIGHT in the middle of the VERY MIDDLE row. Also, my laptop must be STRAIGHT in front of me. TV is STRAIGHT in front of me. When I read a book, must be PROPPED. Aaaaand I am retiring the caps. Anyway, I will probably have severe neck problems by age 30, maybe if I'm lucky 35! We will celebrate with pomp and circumstance, cake, red juice. Well it's about 4 in the morn, I'm energized from my sugary girl drinks, I will play Mario Sunshine! Something else that I love: Nintendo DS and the slew of games coming out for it!!!! :smiles: And chinese food. And FEEDREADER!
edit: Things that will have to happen soon or else I might go crazy:
1) Get a puppy
2) Go to Japan
3) Get rich quick (I guess a job is OK)
4) Win something
5) Spring break
6) CAR CAR CAR I NEED CAR
Listening: Kylie Minogue - Fever
Playing: Super Mario Sunshine
Reading: Wired Magazine
Comments
Oh man, sorry you have to wear the muscle relaxer again. It must be a pain in the ass to have to have the screen parallel from your eyes, and everything. T_T But at least you got your internet back up! XD For the site, it's tough to think about adding more contents because you don't know what to add. :/ I kinda want to add more myself, too but I don't know what. XD I think your site is still good where it is though, I enjoy reading your blog. ^^
Posted by: sylver | February 27, 2006 4:07 PM
hahah ihope you have fun doing mardigras in cleveland ^__^ i got this facebook invite. maybe you should go here.
Come check out the hottest Mardi Gras party Cleveland has to offer
18 to party
21 to drink
Floor 1: V-Lounge
DJ Gomar spinning the best in hip-hop, bhangra, r&b, reggae, and int'l music
Floor 2: Vivo
Graph, Matt Budd, and Brandon Andrews spinning the best house
$1000 CASH PRIZE RULES:
1. Women may not bring their own beads to the event
2. Mardi Gras Beads will be given to gentlemen only , women must earn beads from gentlemen
3. The judging for most beads starts at 1:30 AM, ladies you will have until this time to earn your beads
Posted by: anna | February 28, 2006 12:08 PM
You are never ... I repeat never allowed to post sober again. This post is too good. Most fun i've had reading one of your posts.
Please remember to drink vibrantly when accessing thespork.net to make your posts.
--John
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February 28, 2006 8:03 PM